Pipes, Steamrollers, Tasters & Chillums

“For a premium smoking experience wherever your adventure may take you” Take quality on the go with the Northern Lights Bundle.  Designed to carry ...

“For a premium smoking experience wherever your adventure may take you” Compact and Versatile. The Northern Lights Taster Pipe is constructed for t...

🌈 Unleash the Funk with our 3.5" Silicone Pipe! 🌬️Introducing the pocket-sized powerhouse that's about to revolutionize your smoking experience – t...

Welcome to Patientopia, where every puff is an adventure! Introducing the GRAV® 12mm Taster® with Silicone Skin – your ticket to flavor town and be...

Introducing the "Thick Neck Freckles" Spoon Pipe – your passport to a whimsical smoking experience! This extraordinary piece is not just a pipe; it...

Introducing the "Bored Panda" Glass Pipe – where relaxation meets whimsy in the world of smoking accessories! This unique piece is not your average...

Welcome to Patientopia's Smoke Shop, where every puff is an adventure! Behold the mesmerizing allure of our Bent Neck Water Pipe with a Quartz-Blue...

Welcome to the whimsical realm of Patientopia, where every puff is an adventure and every smoke break a journey into the fantastical! Behold, the B...

Dugout w/ One Hitter-Navy-4in.

Dugout w/ One Hitter-Silver-4in.

Dugout w/ One Hitter-Gold-4in.

The Essential Sherlock The functionality of a flat base and straight stem together with a deep bowl are all combined here in one sleek, minimalist ...

Dugout w/ One Hitter-Teal-4in.

Famous X-Prism Fumed Large Sherlock Pipe-Rainbow-5in.

When you have the Everyday Essentials One HItter in your arsenal, you can enjoy the sophistication of a joint without the hassles associated with r...

Introducing the "Piper" Silver Fumed Steamroller – the sleek and stylish companion for your smoking adventures! This isn't just a pipe; it's a stat...

Step into a world where smoking becomes an art form at our vibrant and eclectic smoke shop! Picture this: the 4" Glass Gem Taster, a dazzling maste...

Welcome to Cloud 9 Emporium, where the vibes are high and the smoke is higher! Dive into a world of whimsy with our 4" Sour Diesel Hand Pipe in the...

Meet our star of the show, the 4" White Widow Hand Pipe in Clear – a sleek and stylish companion for your smoke sesh adventures. Crafted with care ...

Welcome to Patientopia, where every puff is a pleasure and every piece is a work of art! Introducing our latest masterpiece: the 7" Hourglass Base ...

Welcome to Patientopia, where smoking is an art form and every piece tells a story! Let us introduce you to our latest masterpiece: the Bowling Pin...

Welcome to Patientopia, where your smoking experience reaches new heights of enjoyment! Introducing the AFM Double Halo Glass Pipe – a true gem in ...

This incredible MAZE Pipe, with our patented cough-less technology inside, drastically cools smoke and removes hot resin with tar so it does not bu...

There's a lot of beauty in simplicity. The GRAV® Classic Steamroller is one long uninterrupted tube of gorgeous glass in your choice of 13 differen...