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Welcome to Patientopia Smoke Shop, where we believe in elevating your smoking experience to new heights of flavor and fun! Get ready to ignite you...
View full detailsWelcome to Patientopia, where we take your munchie cravings to a whole new level of flavor and fun! Introducing our latest sensation: Chilli Bomba...
View full detailsWelcome to Patientopia, your one-stop smoke shop for all things fun and flavorful! Get ready to ignite your taste buds and elevate your snacking e...
View full detailsWelcome to Patientopia, where every puff and snack is an adventure! Introducing our latest flavor-packed delight: Chilli Bomba Strawberry Belts Mu...
View full detailsWelcome to Patientopia, where the vibe is chill and the munchies are out of this world! Let's talk about a flavor explosion that will blow your mi...
View full detailsThe Galaxy 5 Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling up or staying gravitated, these hoodies will have you seeing stars. Chill ou...
View full detailsFeatures: Available from XS to 2XL 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton Unisex Design
Not only can you represent your favorite online headshop, you can do it in ultimate comfort. The 50% polyester, 25% cotton, and 25% rayon Soft Logo...
View full detailsHigher Standards Hoodie - Concentric Triangle
Higher Standards T-Shirt - Circle Logo
Higher Standards Coaches Jacket
Higher Standards T-Shirt - Concentric Triangle
Higher Standards T-Shirt - Embroidered Triangle
Features: Unisex Sweatshirt Available Sizes: XS to 2XL 85% Organic ring-spun combed cotton, 15% Recycled Polyester
Welcome to Patientopia, where the vibes are high and the smoke is celestial! Step into our smoky sanctuary and behold the wonders of the Cosmic Chr...
View full detailsThe Galaxy 5 Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling up or staying gravitated, these hoodies will have you seeing stars. Chill ou...
View full detailsPatientopia is proud to present our own line of comfortable, Earth-Friendly hoodies to chill in! Composed mainly of organic, ring-spun combed cott...
View full detailsWelcome to Patientopia, where the haze is high and the vibes are higher! Step into our cosmic realm and prepare to blast off into a universe of rel...
View full detailsSesh in style with our new 360° print hoodies! Each jacket includes: HD 360° print Vibrant Colors Soft, durable fabric High quality cuffs, strings...
View full detailsThe GRAV Zip-Up Hoodie features a durable zipper front and embroidered iconic GRAV logo on the chest. Made with extra thick 100% cotton, this heavy...
View full detailsHigher Standards Hoodie - Concentric Triangle
Features: High quality (280 G/M²) Available sizes: XS to XXL 85% Organic ring-spun combed cotton, 15% Recycled Polyester
Express yourself in abstract emotion with our dope Paint Splatter hoodies! These pullovers utilize unique 3D designs to stand out from the crowd! P...
View full detailsEscape away through your Treeline, with this beautifully artistic Graphic Hoodie brought to you by Jack Downs Creations! Features: High quality (2...
View full detailsEscape away through your Treeline, with this beautifully artistic Graphic Hoodie brought to you by Jack Downs Creations! Features: Top quality 3...
View full detailsIntroducing the "Tribal Swirl" Neck Pendant – where elegance meets tribal vibes in a dance of timeless style! This exquisite piece isn't just a pen...
View full detailsSweet dreams & no bad vibes. Nightmares pass through the holes and out of the window! The good dreams are trapped in the web & slide down ...
View full detailsObtain your wings with one of Patientopia’s best sellers! This chain hangs oh so perfectly, as those who burn understand what you’re repping. Fea...
View full details🌟 Introducing the Best Buds Sharable Necklace! 🌟Looking to spread some good vibes and share the love for your favorite herb? Look no further! This ...
View full detailsWelcome to Patientopia, where every leaf tells a story! Behold the Cannabis Leaf Jewelry Holder, affectionately known as "The Tree," where nature'...
View full detailsSport your favorite feline friend everywhere you go, with Patientopia’s rhinestone cat belly button ring! This little number is sure to provide yo...
View full detailsThis beautiful stainless steel belly ring features an enameled butterfly, serenely perched atop a flower. The "Enameled Flower" highlights your na...
View full detailsIntroducing the "No Bad Days" Enamel Pin – your daily dose of positivity in a tiny, stylish package! Say goodbye to gloomy vibes and hello to a wor...
View full detailsDankstop metal pins are colorful and sturdy, and come from a wide array of artists and vendors. On your backpack, hat, jacket, or anywhere else you...
View full detailsDankstop metal pins are colorful and sturdy, and come from a wide array of artists and vendors. On your backpack, hat, jacket, or anywhere else you...
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In this universe EVERYTHING is TEMPORARY. That includes the good and the bad. Nothing here lasts forever. The only thing that is permanent is CHANGE. When change is accepted, emotions can become easier to deal with. Do not get...