Patientopian Apparel

Slap on your new favorite Patientopia Swearshirt to express just how much you love those Greens! With our comfortable line of pullovers, you’ll be ...

Watch as your swag drips its way across the room, in this classic getup!  Mixing vibes has never looked so fresh.  You'll have everything from peo...

Patientopia is proud to present our own line of sick gear to chill in! We have searched far and wide to discover these treasures and there is a lit...

Patientopia is proud to present our own line of sick gear to chill in! We have searched far and wide to discover these treasures and there is a lit...

Patientopia is proud to present our own line of sick gear to chill in! We have searched far and wide to discover these treasures and there is a lit...

Patientopia is proud to present our own line of sick gear to chill in! We have searched far and wide to discover these treasures and there is a lit...

Oh Crap, Its The Trademark Tee!  Patientopia has made sure our flagship top is crafted out of a thicker, heavier cotton for all!  Plus, it is still...

Patientopia's Galaxy 5 Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling far or staying nearby, these sweatshirts will keep you warm and ha...

THC in 3M shirt by Heisel 100% cotton short sleeve in black with the chemical structure for THC in 3M reflective on the shirt body. Tetrahydrocanna...

Rep Team Sativa every day with this dope Tee! Features:  Item Type: T-Shirt Collar: O-Neck Material: Cotton Sleeve Length(cm): Short ...

Burst out in your Green Loving self! Patientopia’s “Vegan Greens” T-shirt is proving to be a definitive way to show your Vegan love! Whichever ki...

Show your love for RuneScape with one of Patientopia’s favorite hoodies! Chill people who are in the know, will be sure to enjoy this artistic piec...

The Champ is here!  Now you can rep your love with the “Ali all over again” Tee!  Features: Material: Cotton Fabric Type: Broadcloth Collar: O...

We feel like this one doesn’t even need an introduction!  Find your favorite show & bring along your Flix & Chill hoodie.   This comfortabl...

The “Outer Rim” Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling far or staying nearby, these sweatshirts will keep you warm and have you ...

Keep it Raw-natural in your dopest attire! This crowd favorite lights it up just like you do, possibly! Roll out to roll up in this cozy pullover &...

Hand-screened by an artist, one at a time, by the beach in sunny Los Angeles. This is the pinnacle of T-Shirt Artisanship. Features: High quality,...

Unlock your your mind for a night with “Helmet Cat”! This fuzzy trooper is on duty to assist your blast-off. Features: • Soft, comfortable material...

3..2..1..BLAST OFF! Make sure to remember your gear on this expedition, you herbal advocate you! The “Spaced Out” hoodie is here to keep you sky h...

Pay homage to one of the greatest Rappers of all time, with this badass tribute piece! The color pallet accentuates the portrait imagery & prov...

Express yourself in abstract emotion with our dope Paint Splatter hoodies! These pullovers utilize unique 3D designs to stand out from the crowd! P...

Patientopia's Green Leaves pullover brings together all of your favorite things - chill vibes, cozy clothes, and herbal remedies! Features:  Weig...

Perfect for wearing & sharing!  The Rasta friendship bracelet pack will make you feel close to the ones you love, whether they be near or far! ...

With enough of these to pass around to your favorite peeps, everyone will be sure to have their go-to Rasta gear! Features: Quantity: 10 pieces ...

Be the first in your hood to rock around these fresh, all over print hoodies from PLstar Cosmos! With this line, we recommend hitting up your favo...

Let your wild side loose with this Patientopian favorite!  The “Pet Tiger” answers only to you.  Experience our full print hoodies with one of ou...