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Welcome To Patientopia, The Online Community Smoke Shop! Enjoy Our Artistic Glass, Apparel, Incense & More! Discovered 2017
Welcome To Patientopia, The Online Community Smoke Shop! Enjoy Our Artistic Glass, Apparel, Incense & More! Discovered 2017
Featured Goods

Featured Goods

All of our featured items!
  • “Tribal Swirl Pendant” - Patientopia Necklace

    “Tribal Swirl Pendant” - Patientopia Necklace

    $12.00

    Ground yourself with Patientopia’s adjustable, wooden spiral pendant necklaces. Connect with your roots or embrace your wild side 🌀! Features: • Pe...

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    $12.00
  • Patientopia Hookah - “Glassy Skull”

    Patientopia Hookah - “Glassy Skull”

    $13.50

    Let your skull loose with one of our favorite artistic pieces! A sweet multicolored glass experience with every hit, we’re sure you’ll dig the ghos...

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    $13.50
  • Patientopia Hookah - “Tubular”

    Patientopia Hookah - “Tubular”

    $9.00

    Extra charm with much less harm! Patientopia’s glass hookah offers an elevated smoking experience while lending peace of mind from the traditional...

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    $9.00
  • Budbox - Handpicked Varietal

    budbox - Handpicked Varietal

    $30.00

    Patientopia is proud to present the first edition of the budbox! We have carefully assembled a curated collection of goods for your enjoyment. Disc...

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    $30.00
  • Silicone Jars - 2 Pack
    $11.99
  • 18mm to 14mm Silicone Downstem 3" Rasta

    18mm to 14mm Silicone Downstem - Accessory

    $4.99

    Silicone pipes surely have plenty of advantages! Namely durability and easy cleaning. Still, people love old-fashioned glass. Why not have the best...

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    $4.99
  • Silicone Jars - 2 Pack

    Silicone Jars - 2 Pack

    $4.99

    $4.99
  • "ReCoCo Burn" - Hookah Coals - Cocoblade 48 pcs.

    "ReCoCo Burn" - Hookah Coals - Cocoblade 48 pcs.

    $18.50

    Keep the good times burnin’ with Cocoblade’s innovative hookah coals! The shell shape allows for comfortable multiple coal usage, inside your bowl!...

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    $18.50
  • Press In - Italian Poker Tool (Random Selection)

    Press In - Italian Poker Tool (Random Selection)

    from $5.64

    Introducing Pressino pokers! These little dudes will help you pack the fattest joint possible! All while looking stylish and having some fun with y...

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    from $5.64
  • Patientopia’s Silicone Containers - 22ml Round 10Pcs

    Patientopia’s Silicone Containers - 22ml Round 10Pcs

    $23.50

    Patientopia’s portable, lightweight silicone containers are perfect for wherever life takes you! Microwave, freezer and dishwasher safe, even your ...

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    $23.50
  • Patientopia’s Silicone Container - 5ml “Sock-It-To-Me” (Random Color)

    Patientopia’s Silicone Container - 5ml “Sock-It-To-Me” (Random Color)

    $2.50

    Dab your way with a fashionable container from Patientopia! These are 100% food safe and have a dope temperature range for use in many different cl...

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    $2.50
  • Patientopia’s Mini Hookah - “Peacock”

    Patientopia’s Mini Hookah - “Peacock”

    $10.00

    For elevated style without compromising function, pick up Patientopia’s Mini Hookah in silver and gold! This little hitter will be sure to get you ...

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    $10.00
  • Patientopia’s Cleaning Brush Set - Pipes & Hookahs 4pc

    Patientopia’s Cleaning Brush Set - Pipes & Hookahs 4pc

    $5.00

    Keep all of your glassware clean with Patientopia’s 4 piece bottle brushes! Our set will help you get the full flavor profile from your favorite he...

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    $5.00
  • “Silicone Dream” - Beverage Cup

    “Silicone Dream” - Beverage Cup

    $3.00

    Who likes broken glass? Surely we don't & we think you're probably not a fan either!  Enjoy the beverage of your choice in flexible style! Pati...

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    $3.00
  • Budbox- Handpicked Varietal (subscription)

    budbox- Handpicked Varietal (Subscription)

    $30.00

    Patientopia is proud to present the first edition of the budbox! We have carefully assembled a curated collection of goods for your enjoyment. Disc...

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    $30.00
  • Patientopia Hookah - “Fizzy Strains” Soda Bottle

    Patientopia Hookah - “Fizzy Strains” Soda Bottle

    $11.00

    Patientopia’s throwback “Fizzy Strains” hookahs are sure to get your kickback poppin’ ! Pick up your favorite flavor and let the good times flow. F...

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    $11.00
  • Patientopia Pipe - “Silicone Skull”

    Patientopia Pipe - “Silicone Skull”

    $5.50

    Yet another ghostly favorite from Patientopia! These glass & silicone skull pipes are durable yet still supply you with the good hits!  Feature...

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    $5.50
  • Patientopia Necklace- Black Wax Coqui Animal  (12pcs)

    Patientopia Necklace- Black Wax Coqui Animal (12pcs)

    $17.04

    Item Type: NecklacesFine or Fashion: FashionNecklace Type: Pendant NecklacesStyle: TrendyMaterial: ResinBrand Name: SunMoonShape\pattern: AnimalCha...

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    $17.04
  • Silicone Hammer Style Bubbler

    Silicone Hammer Style Bubbler

    $39.99

    $39.99
  • Silicone Puffco Peak Attachment Purple Gusher

    Silicone Puffco Peak Attachment

    $59.99

    $59.99
  • Silicone Spoon Pipe - Eyce

    Silicone Spoon Pipe - Eyce

    $18.99

    These ingenious Eyce spoon pipes are full of amazing features! First and foremost, this spoon pipe is much more durable than any glass pipe out the...

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    $18.99
  • Silicone Bubbler Rig in Purple Gusher

    Silicone Bubbler Rig

    $47.99

    $47.99
  • Eyce Silicone Nectar Collector

    Silicone Nectar Collector

    $44.99

    $44.99
  • silicone plug stopper
    $14.00