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Welcome To Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop! Discover Our Artistic Glass, Apparel, Incense & More!
Welcome To Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop! Discover Our Artistic Glass, Apparel, Incense & More!
Featured Goods

Featured Goods

All of our featured items!
  • “Tribal Swirl Pendant” - Patientopia Necklace

    “Tribal Swirl Pendant” - Patientopia Necklace

    $12.00

    Ground yourself with Patientopia’s adjustable, wooden spiral pendant necklaces. Connect with your roots or embrace your wild side 🌀! Features: • Pe...

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    $12.00
  • Patientopia Hookah - “Glassy Skull”

    Patientopia Hookah - “Glassy Skull”

    $13.50

    Let your skull loose with one of our favorite artistic pieces! A sweet multicolored glass experience with every hit, we’re sure you’ll dig the ghos...

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    $13.50
  • Patientopia Hookah - “Tubular”

    Patientopia Hookah - “Tubular”

    $9.00

    Extra charm with much less harm! Patientopia’s glass hookah offers an elevated smoking experience while lending peace of mind from the traditional...

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    $9.00
  • Budbox - Handpicked Varietal

    budbox - Handpicked Varietal

    $30.00

    Patientopia is proud to present the first edition of the budbox! We have carefully assembled a curated collection of goods for your enjoyment. Disc...

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    $30.00
  • Patientopia Necklace - “Birds Of A Feather”

    Patientopia Necklace - “Birds of a Feather”

    $15.00

    Obtain your wings with one of Patientopia’s best sellers! This chain hangs oh so perfectly, as those who burn understand what you’re repping. Find ...

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    $15.00
  • Silicone Jars - 2 Pack
    $11.99
  • 18mm to 14mm Silicone Downstem 3" Rasta

    18mm to 14mm Silicone Downstem - Accessory

    $4.99

    Silicone pipes surely have plenty of advantages! Namely durability and easy cleaning. Still, people love old-fashioned glass. Why not have the best...

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    $4.99
  • Silicone Jars - 2 Pack

    Silicone Jars - 2 Pack

    $4.99

    $4.99
  • "ReCoCo Burn" - Hookah Coals - Cocoblade 48 pcs.

    "ReCoCo Burn" - Hookah Coals - Cocoblade 48 pcs.

    $18.50

    Keep the good times burnin’ with Cocoblade’s innovative hookah coals! The shell shape allows for comfortable multiple coal usage, inside your bowl!...

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    $18.50
  • Press In - Italian Poker Tool (Random Selection)

    Press In - Italian Poker Tool (Random Selection)

    from $5.64

    Introducing Pressino pokers! These little dudes will help you pack the fattest joint possible! All while looking stylish and having some fun with y...

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    from $5.64
  • 10" Hookah - Classic Pedestal

    10" Hookah - Classic Pedestal

    $55.00

    This is one of the two shortest items in our Glassics Bong collection. Its modest size and simple design make it a great starter piece for those lo...

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    $55.00
  • 12" Hookah  - Square Curved-Neck Showerhead Perc

    12" Hookah - Square Curved-Neck Showerhead Perc

    $85.00

    This Classic 12" Showerhead Perc Bubbler is the tallest of our bubblers and offers a great middle-ground for those looking for something in between...

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    $85.00
  • 18" Hookah - Showerhead & Tree Perc Pedestal Glass

    18" Hookah - Showerhead & Tree Perc Pedestal Glass Bong

    $110.00

    This 18" Tree & Showerhead Perc Pedestal is our most complex pedestal Hookah which combines a natural perc downstem, a showerhead perc and an 8...

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    $110.00
  • 14" Hookah  - Single Tree Perc Glass Bong

    14" Hookah - Single Tree Perc Glass Bong

    $90.00

    This 14" Single Tree Perc Beaker is equipped with an extra 8-arm tree perc at the center of the tube providing an additional level of smoke diffusi...

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    $90.00
  • 18" Hookah - Pedestal 9mm Thick Glass

    18" Hookah - Pedestal 9mm Thick Glass Bong

    $100.00

    This pedestal's minimal design also allows for easy storage and cleaning as well. It features a three-prong ice pinch at the center of the neck giv...

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    $100.00
  • 12" Hookah - Pedestal 9mm Thick Glass

    12" Hookah - Pedestal 9mm Thick Glass

    $85.00

    This Classic 12" Pedestal is part of our 9mm collection and is the smaller of the two 9mm pedestals. Features: • The extra-thick glass walls make i...

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    $85.00
  • 12" Hookah - Classic 9mm Glass

    12" Hookah - Classic 9mm Glass

    $85.00

    As well as being a great starter piece, the design of this beaker also allows for easy storage and cleaning. It features a three-prong ice pinch at...

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    $85.00
  • 12" Hookah - Honeycomb Perc Pedestal Glass

    12" Hookah - Honeycomb Perc Pedestal Glass

    $55.00

    This Classic 12" Honeycomb Perc Pedestal is our smallest pedestal Bong and employs a natural perc downstem and honeycomb perc for filtration. Featu...

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    $55.00
  • 10" Hookah - Classic Glass Beaker

    10" Hookah - Classic Glass Beaker

    $60.00

    This Classic 10" Beaker is the smallest of our bong collection. Its modest size and simple design make it a great starter bong for those looking fo...

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    $60.00
  • "Little Hybrid" Dab Nail - With Silicone Carb Cap - Accessory

    "Little Hybrid" Dab Nail - with Silicone Carb Cap - Accessory

    $33.50

    Hit it, hit it good! This titanium nail set comes in multiple sizes to fit your rig and is sure to give you a proper dab. Comes with a carb cap, da...

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    $33.50
  • Patientopia’s Silicone Containers - 22ml Round 10Pcs

    Patientopia’s Silicone Containers - 22ml Round 10Pcs

    $23.50

    Patientopia’s portable, lightweight silicone containers are perfect for wherever life takes you! Microwave, freezer and dishwasher safe, even your ...

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    $23.50
  • Patientopia’s Silicone Container - 5ml “Sock-It-To-Me” (Random Color)

    Patientopia’s Silicone Container - 5ml “Sock-It-To-Me” (Random Color)

    $2.50

    Dab your way with a fashionable container from Patientopia! These are 100% food safe and have a dope temperature range for use in many different cl...

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    $2.50
  • Patientopia’s Mini Hookah - “Peacock”

    Patientopia’s Mini Hookah - “Peacock”

    $10.00

    For elevated style without compromising function, pick up Patientopia’s Mini Hookah in silver and gold! This little hitter will be sure to get you ...

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    $10.00
  • Patientopia’s Cleaning Brush Set - Pipes & Hookahs 4pc

    Patientopia’s Cleaning Brush Set - Pipes & Hookahs 4pc

    $5.00

    Keep all of your glassware clean with Patientopia’s 4 piece bottle brushes! Our set will help you get the full flavor profile from your favorite he...

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    $5.00