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  • "BLS V2" - Patientopia Sweatshirt

    "BLS v2" - Patientopia Sweatshirt

    $21.50

    Slap on your new favorite Patientopia Swearshirt to express just how much you love those Greens! With our comfortable line of pullovers, you’ll be ...

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    $21.50
  • "Dripping Swag" Full - Print Hoodie

    "Dripping Swag" Full - Print Hoodie

    $30.00

    Watch as your swag drips its way across the room, in this classic getup!  Mixing vibes has never looked so fresh.  You'll have everything from peo...

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    $30.00
  • "OG Logo" Hoodie

    "OG Logo" Hoodie

    $50.00

    Patientopia is proud to present our own line of sick gear to chill in! We have searched far and wide to discover these treasures and there is a lit...

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    $50.00
  • "OG Logo" T-Shirt

    "OG Logo" T-Shirt

    from $28.00

    Patientopia is proud to present our own line of sick gear to chill in! We have searched far and wide to discover these treasures and there is a lit...

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    from $28.00
  • "OG" Patientopia Leggings

    "OG" Patientopia Leggings

    from $17.00

    Patientopia is proud to present our own line of sick gear to chill in! We have searched far and wide to discover these treasures and there is a lit...

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    from $17.00
  • Classic Trucker Cap - Patientopia

    Classic Trucker Cap - Patientopia

    $20.00

    Patientopia is proud to present our own line of sick gear to chill in! We have searched far and wide to discover these treasures and there is a lit...

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    $20.00
  • "The Trademark" - Patientopia Custom T Shirt

    "The Trademark" - Patientopia Custom T Shirt

    $24.00

    Oh Crap, Its The Trademark Tee!  Patientopia has made sure our flagship top is crafted out of a thicker, heavier cotton for all!  Plus, it is still...

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    $24.00
  • The “Galaxy 5” Hoodie  Collection

    The “Galaxy 5” Hoodie Collection

    $40.00

    Patientopia's Galaxy 5 Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling far or staying nearby, these sweatshirts will keep you warm and ha...

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    $40.00
  • Men - Apparel - Shirts - T-Shirts - Delta 9 In 3M T Shirt

    Delta 9 in 3M T Shirt

    $42.00

    THC in 3M shirt by Heisel 100% cotton short sleeve in black with the chemical structure for THC in 3M reflective on the shirt body. Tetrahydrocanna...

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    $42.00
  • “Sativa” T Shirt

    “Sativa” T Shirt

    $15.00

    Rep Team Sativa every day with this dope Tee! Features:  Item Type: T-Shirt Collar: O-Neck Material: Cotton Sleeve Length(cm): Short ...

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    $15.00
  • “Vegan Greens” T Shirt

    “Vegan Greens” T Shirt

    $23.00

    Burst out in your Green Loving self! Patientopia’s “Vegan Greens” T-shirt is proving to be a definitive way to show your Vegan love! Whichever ki...

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    $23.00
  • “Chill Runes” Hoodie

    “Chill Runes” Hoodie

    $40.00

    Show your love for RuneScape with one of Patientopia’s favorite hoodies! Chill people who are in the know, will be sure to enjoy this artistic piec...

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    $40.00
  • “Ali All Over Again” T-Shirt

    “Ali All Over Again” T-Shirt

    from $23.73

    The Champ is here!  Now you can rep your love with the “Ali all over again” Tee!  Features: Material: Cotton Fabric Type: Broadcloth Collar: O...

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    from $23.73
  • “Flix & Chill” Hoodie

    “Flix & Chill” Hoodie

    $40.00

    We feel like this one doesn’t even need an introduction!  Find your favorite show & bring along your Flix & Chill hoodie.   This comfortabl...

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    $40.00
  • “Outer Rim” Hoodies

    “Outer Rim” Hoodies

    from $33.00

    The “Outer Rim” Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling far or staying nearby, these sweatshirts will keep you warm and have you ...

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    from $33.00
  • The "RAW" Hoodie

    The "RAW" Hoodie

    $35.00

    Keep it Raw-natural in your dopest attire! This crowd favorite lights it up just like you do, possibly! Roll out to roll up in this cozy pullover &...

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    $35.00
  • “Call The Kettle Black” - Hand-screened T-Shirt

    “Call The Kettle Black” - Hand-screened T-Shirt

    $36.00

    Hand-screened by an artist, one at a time, by the beach in sunny Los Angeles. This is the pinnacle of T-Shirt Artisanship. Features: High quality,...

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    $36.00
  • “Helmet Cat” - Patientopia Crewneck Sweatshirt

    “Helmet Cat” - Patientopia Crewneck Sweatshirt

    $33.00

    Unlock your your mind for a night with “Helmet Cat”! This fuzzy trooper is on duty to assist your blast-off. Features: • Soft, comfortable material...

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    $33.00
  • “Spaced Out” Hoodie

    “Spaced Out” Hoodie

    $30.00

    3..2..1..BLAST OFF! Make sure to remember your gear on this expedition, you herbal advocate you! The “Spaced Out” hoodie is here to keep you sky h...

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    $30.00
  • “The Notorious” Sweatshirt

    “The Notorious” Sweatshirt

    $35.00

    Pay homage to one of the greatest Rappers of all time, with this badass tribute piece! The color pallet accentuates the portrait imagery & prov...

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    $35.00
  • “Boards” Hoodies

    “Boards” Hoodies

    $40.00

    Be the first in your hood to rock around these fresh, all over print hoodies from PLstar Cosmos! With this line, we recommend hitting up your favo...

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    $40.00
  • “Splatter Waves” Hoodie Collection - 13 Varieties

    “Splatter Waves” Hoodie Collection - 13 Varieties

    from $29.58

    Express yourself in abstract emotion with our dope Paint Splatter hoodies! These pullovers utilize unique 3D designs to stand out from the crowd! P...

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    from $29.58
  • “Green Leaves” - Patientopia Pullover

    “Green Leaves” - Patientopia Pullover

    $30.00

    Patientopia's Green Leaves pullover brings together all of your favorite things - chill vibes, cozy clothes, and herbal remedies! Features:  Weig...

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    $30.00
  • Mixed Rasta Friendship Bracelets - 10ct

    Mixed Rasta Friendship Bracelets - 10ct

    $15.00

    Perfect for wearing & sharing!  The Rasta friendship bracelet pack will make you feel close to the ones you love, whether they be near or far! ...

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    $15.00