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  • "BLS V2" - Patientopia Sweatshirt

    "BLS v2" - Patientopia Sweatshirt

    $21.50

    Slap on your new favorite Patientopia Swearshirt to express just how much you love those Greens! With our comfortable line of pullovers, you’ll be ...

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    $21.50
  • "Dripping Swag" Full - Print Hoodie

    "Dripping Swag" Full - Print Hoodie

    $30.00

    Watch as your swag drips its way across the room, in this classic getup!  Mixing vibes has never looked so fresh.  You'll have everything from peo...

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    $30.00
  • "OG Logo" Hoodie

    "OG Logo" Hoodie

    $50.00

    Patientopia is proud to present our own line of sick gear to chill in! We have searched far and wide to discover these treasures and there is a lit...

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    $50.00
  • "OG Logo" T-Shirt

    "OG Logo" T-Shirt

    from $28.00

    Patientopia is proud to present our own line of sick gear to chill in! We have searched far and wide to discover these treasures and there is a lit...

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    from $28.00
  • "OG" Patientopia Leggings

    "OG" Patientopia Leggings

    from $17.00

    Patientopia is proud to present our own line of sick gear to chill in! We have searched far and wide to discover these treasures and there is a lit...

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    from $17.00
  • Patientopia Classic Trucker Cap

    Patientopia Classic Trucker Cap

    $20.00

    Patientopia is proud to present our own line of sick gear to chill in! We have searched far and wide to discover these treasures and there is a lit...

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    $20.00
  • Patientopia Custom T Shirt - "The Trademark"

    Patientopia Custom T Shirt - "The Trademark"

    from $20.00

    Oh Crap, Its The Trademark Tee!  Patientopia has made sure our flagship top is crafted out of a thicker, heavier cotton for all!  Plus, it is still...

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    from $20.00
  • Patientopia Hoodies - The “Galaxy 5” Collection

    Patientopia Hoodies - The “Galaxy 5” Collection

    from $33.25

    Patientopia's Galaxy 5 Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling far or staying nearby, these sweatshirts will keep you warm and hav...

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    from $33.25
  • Men - Apparel - Shirts - T-Shirts - Patientopia T Shirt - Delta 9 In 3M

    Patientopia T Shirt - Delta 9 in 3M

    $42.00

    THC in 3M shirt by Heisel 100% cotton short sleeve in black with the chemical structure for THC in 3M reflective on the shirt body. Tetrahydrocan...

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    $42.00
  • Patientopia T-Shirt - “Sativa”

    Patientopia T-Shirt - “Sativa”

    $15.00

    Rep Team Sativa every day with Patientopia’s dope Tee! Features:  • Item Type: T-Shirt • Collar: O-Neck • Material: Cotton • Sleeve Length(cm): Sho...

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    $15.00
  • Patientopia T-Shirt - “Vegan Greens”

    Patientopia T-Shirt - “Vegan Greens”

    $23.00

    Burst out in your Green Loving self! Patientopia’s “Vegan Greens” T-shirt is proving to be a definitive way to show your Vegan love! Whichever “Ve...

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    $23.00
  • Patientopian “Chill Runes” Hoodie

    Patientopian “Chill Runes” Hoodie

    $40.00

    Show your love for RuneScape with one of Patientopia’s favorite hoodies! Chill people who are in the know, will be sure to enjoy this artistic piec...

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    $40.00
  • Patientopia‘s T-Shirt - “Ali All Over Again”

    Patientopia‘s T-Shirt - “Ali All Over Again”

    from $23.73

    The Champ is here!  Now you can rep your love with Patientopia’s “Ali all over again” Tee!  Features: • Material: Cotton • Fabric Type: Broadcloth ...

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    from $23.73
  • Patientopia’s Hoodies - “Flix & Chill”

    Patientopia’s Hoodies - “Flix & Chill”

    $30.00

    We feel like this one doesn’t even need an introduction!  Find your favorite show & bring your N & C hoodie.  This comfortable yet meta pul...

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    $30.00
  • Patientopia’s “Boards” Hoodies

    Patientopia’s “Boards” Hoodies

    from $29.58

    Be the first in your neighborhood to rock around these fresh, all over print hoodies from PLstar Cosmos! With this DJ line, we recommend hitting up...

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    from $29.58
  • Patientopia’s “Outer Rim” Hoodies

    Patientopia’s “Outer Rim” Hoodies

    from $33.00

    Patientopia's “Spaced-Out” Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling far or staying nearby, these sweatshirts will keep you warm and...

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    from $33.00
  • RAW Hoodie

    RAW Hoodie

    $35.00

    Keep it Raw-natural in your dopest attire! This crowd favorite lights it up just like you do, possibly! Roll out to roll up in this cozy pullover &...

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    $35.00
  • “Call The Kettle Black” - Hand-screened T-Shirt

    “Call The Kettle Black” - Hand-screened T-Shirt

    $36.00

    Hand-screened by an artist, one at a time, by the beach in sunny Los Angeles. This is the pinnacle of T-Shirt Artisanship. Features: High quality,...

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    $36.00
  • “Helmet Cat” - Patientopia Crewneck Sweatshirt

    “Helmet Cat” - Patientopia Crewneck Sweatshirt

    $33.00

    Unlock your your mind for a night with “Helmet Cat”! This fuzzy trooper is on duty to assist your blast-off. Features: • Soft, comfortable material...

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    $33.00
  • “Spaced Out” Hoodie

    “Spaced Out” Hoodie

    $30.00

    3..2..1..BLAST OFF! Make sure to remember your gear on this expedition, you herbal advocate you! The “Spaced Out” hoodie is here to keep you sky h...

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    $30.00
  • “Splatter Waves” Hoodie Collection - 13 Varieties

    “Splatter Waves” Hoodie Collection - 13 Varieties

    from $29.58

    Express yourself in abstract emotion with our dope Paint Splatter hoodies! These pullovers utilize unique 3D designs to stand out from the crowd! P...

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    from $29.58
  • “The Notorious” Sweatshirt

    “The Notorious” Sweatshirt

    $35.00

    Pay homage to one of the greatest Rappers of all time, with this badass tribute piece! The color pallet accentuates the portrait imagery & prov...

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    $35.00
  • Patientopia’s Hoodies - “Pet Tiger”

    Patientopia’s Hoodies - “Pet Tiger”

    $30.00

    Let your wild side loose with this Patientopian favorite!  This “Pet Tiger” only answers to you.  Experience our full print hoodies with one of our...

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    $30.00