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  • MBV Bong

    "Aurora" - My Bud Vase

    $109.99

    "Aurora's" coloring is reminiscent of the Aurora Borealis, otherwise known as the Northern Lights. The "Aurora" - My Bud Vase Water Pipe has an iri...

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    $109.99
  • "Avenge The Arctic" UV Mini Beaker
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    "Avenge The Arctic" UV Mini Beaker Bong

    $149.99

    Gear up because its about to get cold outside! The "Avenge The Arctic" UV Mini Beaker Bong may be our chillest piece yet! Check out the inside if y...

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    $149.99
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  • "Avocadope" Glass Attachment for Puffco Peak - Accessory - Patientopia.net
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    "Avocadope" Glass Attachment for Puffco Peak

    $330.99

    Hand made in California by Empire Glassworks, the "Avocadope" Glass Attachment for Puffco Peak, features intricate details and textures that make t...

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    $330.99
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  • Nucleus beaker bong clear
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    "Basics" 8" Clear Glass Beaker Bong

    $44.99

    From its 3" removable downstem to its donut style ice catcher, the "Basics" 8" Clear Glass Beaker Bong will get the job done and it isn't expensive...

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    $44.99
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  • "Basics" 8" Full Color Beaker Bong - Patientopia.net
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    "Basics" 8" Full Color Beaker Bong

    Original price $49.99
    Current price $40.99

    The Nucleus "Basics" 8" Full Color Beaker Bong, features a 3" removable downstem and a donut style ice catcher. This bong will get the job done and...

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    Original price $49.99
    Current price $40.99
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  • "BLS V2" - Patientopia Sweatshirt

    "BLS v2" - Patientopia Sweatshirt

    $21.50

    Slap on your new favorite "BLS v2" - Patientopia Sweatshirt to express just how much you love those Greens! With our comfortable line of pullovers,...

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    $21.50
  • Pink Rocky Road Fumed Spoon Pipe

    "Bubble Bumps" Pipe

    $16.99

    Color changing glass (CCG) has never been so durable! A dropped pipe is a headache for anyone, so each glass bump on the Bubble Bumps Fumed Spoon P...

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    $16.99
  • "Burm√ęse" Water Pipe

    "Burm√ęse" - My Bud Vase

    $250.00

    The "Burm√ęse" - My Bud Vase can only be described as breathtaking! ¬†The centerpiece that you've been waiting for. ¬† Whether she's the commanding fo...

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    $250.00
  • Ladder Accented Hammer Bubbler
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    "Climb The Ladder" - Accented Hammer Bubbler

    $49.99

    Do you have an accent? We think you might develop one if you roll with this premium accented piece! Our badass "Climb The Ladder" -  Accented Hamme...

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    $49.99
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  • "Collage" Silicon Phone Case

    "Collage" Silicon Phone Case

    $11.00

    Holy Crap! It looks like someone developed an artistic side, eh? Enjoy this silicon, artsy-fartsy phone case. Take a look at it as you burn, as it ...

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    $11.00
  • "CoyŇćt√©" - My Bud Vase - Patientopia.net

    "CoyŇćt√©" - My Bud Vase

    $99.99

    Titled¬†"Top Bong" at the 2018 Canadian Cannabis Awards, "CoyŇćt√©"¬†seeks out your adventurous side¬†allowing you to break free from the ordinary. Dec...

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    $99.99
  • "Dome-less" Titanium Nail - 10mm W/Short Inner Tube - Dab Accessory

    "Dome-less" Titanium Nail - 10mm w/Short Inner Tube

    $11.00

    Dab it right using Patientopia's "Dome-less" Titanium Nail - 10mm w/Short Inner Tube. It features a short inner tube while still maintaining a ligh...

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    $11.00
  • "Dripping Swag" Full - Print Hoodie - Patientopia.net

    "Dripping Swag" Full - Print Hoodie

    $30.00

    Watch as your swag drips its way across the room, in the "Dripping Swag" Full - Print Hoodie!  Mixing vibes has never looked so fresh.  You'll hav...

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    $30.00
  • LavaTech Mini E-Nail Kit
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    "Elements" Mini E-Nail Kit

    $159.99

    One common complaint about e-nails however is that they are too bulky. The "Elements" Mini E-Nail Kit solves this problem. With a long cord and mou...

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    $159.99
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    "Ember" Jet Flame Torch

    $49.99

    Now with the introduction of the "Ember" Jet Flame Torch, into LavaTech's helpful line, you can get your entire dabbing setup from one place. This ...

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    $49.99
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  • "Esmalte Owl" - Navel Ring Jewelry

    "Esmalte Owl" - Navel Ring Jewelry

    $4.50

    From relaxing days chilling on the beach to warming up in the hot tub, the "Esmalte Owl" will be your go-to, year round. With green, blue, and yell...

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    $4.50
  • Green "Fill 'er Up" Funnel Style Aluminum Grinder
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    "Fill 'er Up" Funnel Style Aluminum Grinder

    $18.99

    Enter The Sweet Tooth "Fill 'er Up" Funnel Style Aluminum Grinder! This allows you to shred your dry herbs or tobacco while simultaneously dispensi...

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    $18.99
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  • "Galacticat" Hand Pipe
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    "Galacticat" Hand Pipe

    $89.99

    These beauties glow under black light creating an eerie and entrancing effect. Inspired by the Cheshire cat of Alice in Wonderland fame, the "Galac...

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    $89.99
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  • "Happy Feet" Penguin Bowl
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    "Happy Feet" Penguin Bowl

    Original price $42.00
    Current price $39.99

    The "Happy Feet" Penguin Bowl from Empire Glassworks is a beautifully cute bowl that fits 14mm female jointed bongs. The themed glass bowl has ever...

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    Original price $42.00
    Current price $39.99
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  • Black "High Flyer" Hard Case E-Nail Kit
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    "High Flyer" Hard Case E-Nail Kit

    $219.99

    Keep all of your accessories inside of your electronic adaptor! Enter the "High Flyer" Hard Case E-Nail Kit, made from durable plastic! The ports f...

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    $219.99
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  • "IPA Clear" 99% Pure Isopropyl Alcohol

    "IPA Clear" 99% Pure Isopropyl Alcohol

    from $6.99

    This stuff cleans like a madman!! "IPA Clear" 99% Pure Isopropyl Alcohol is a great solution for grimy glass. First add salt, preferably coarse sa...

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  • "Jawsome" Shark Bowl
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    "Jawsome" Shark Bowl

    $39.99

    LOOK OUT ūü¶ą!! The¬†"Jawsome" Shark Bowl from Empire Glassworks is a tremendously artistic bowl. The 14mm male jointed glass bowl looks like the famou...

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    $39.99
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  • "Joy" Water Pipe

    "Joy" - My Bud Vase

    $125.00

    This adorable three piece set is just begging for an uplifting strain and a positive life with you.  The "Joy" - My Bud Vase porcelain set can turn...

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    $125.00
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    "Lil Hitter" Frosted Spoon Pipe

    $19.99

    In this corner, measuring in at 3.5‚ÄĚ, we have the Deep¬†Bowl-ed¬†"Lil Hitter" Frosted Spoon Pipe! What it may lack in size, it makes up in functional...

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    $19.99
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  • "Little Devil" - Featured Hand Pipe - Patientopia.net
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    "Little Devil" Hand Pipe

    $29.99

    You little devil! Patientopia followed our sinful instinct, to bring you this stylish delight! The "Little Devil" Hand Pipe carries clean edges, co...

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    $29.99
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  • "Little Hybrid" Dab Nail - With Silicone Carb Cap - Accessory

    "Little Hybrid" Dab Nail - with Silicone Carb Cap

    $33.50

    Hit it, hit it good! The "Little Hybrid" Dab Nail - with Silicone Carb Cap comes in multiple sizes to fit your rig and is sure to give you a proper...

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    $33.50
  • "Luck" Water Pipe

    "Luck" - My Bud Vase

    $125.00

    Luck is a stylish My Bud Vase combination of a matching blue and white porcelain vase, stash container and coaster.  This three piece set is the ep...

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    $125.00
  • Glass Hand Pipe

    "Milky Swirl" Hand Pipe

    $19.99

    The "Milky Swirl" Hand Pipe has a set of colors that gel very well together. Each end of the spoon pipe is black while the head has some raised col...

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    $19.99
  • "Monica" Water Pipe

    "Monica" - My Bud Vase

    $74.99

    Made of white porcelain, this bong can easily be made to look like an actual vase. This is because it once was a vase! Now it houses a different ki...

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    $74.99
  • "Mushroom Kingdom" Recycler
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    "Mushroom Kingdom" Recycler

    $299.99

    The "Mushroom Kingdom" Recycler stands at only 7.5 inches yet between the design of the bong and the diffused downstem, you can expect consistently...

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    $299.99
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  • Salt cleaner for glass bongs

    "NaCl" Rock Salt Cleaner

    from $7.99

    Nucleus' "NaCl" Rock Salt is coarse enough to really get the job done. The thickness of the rock salt makes it perfect for scrubbing the inside of...

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  • pakalolo water pipe
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    "Pakalolo" Water Pipe

    $129.00

    First and foremost, it is worth noting that this water pipe was crafted from a flower vase. Not only is the craftsmanship something to be appreciat...

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    $129.00
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  • "Phoebe" Water Pipe

    "Phoebe" - My Bud Vase

    $74.99

    The worked relief flower accents also help sooth you just by looking at them. These flowers are porcelain as well. Very similar in shape are the fa...

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    $74.99
  • "Rachel" - My Bud Vase - Patientopia.net

    "Rachel" - My Bud Vase

    $74.99

    "Rachel" is stunning. The flower accents resemble the ones found in the flare mouthpiece. These faux flowers can be left in this opening when the b...

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    $74.99
  • Reacher Dabber
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    "Reacher" Double Sided Dabber

    $10.99

    At 6" long, the "Reacher" Double Sided Dabber is able to keep more than enough distance between you and your red hot dab nail. On one end of the da...

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    $10.99
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  • "ReCoCo Burn" Hookah Coals - Cocoblade 48 pcs. - Patientopia.net

    "ReCoCo Burn" Cocoblade Hookah Coals - 48 pcs.

    $18.50

    Keep the good times burnin’ with Cocoblade’s innovative hookah coals! The shell shape allows for comfortable multiple coal usage, inside your bowl!...

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    $18.50
  • "Renew The Redwoods" UV Mini Beaker
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    "Renew The Redwoods" UV Mini Beaker

    $150.00

    We find the big ol’ "Renew The Redwoods" UV Mini Beaker quite gorgeous and useful to Mother Earth.   These giants of the realm deserve our positivi...

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    $150.00
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  • Diamond Glass "Rigception" Showerhead Perc Incycler Clear
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    "Rigception" Showerhead Perc Incycler

    Original price $150.00
    Current price $130.00

    Sharp & slick. The "Rigception" Showerhead Perc Incycler features a fixed, curved downstem that barrels right through the middle of your chambe...

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    Original price $150.00
    Current price $130.00
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  • "Rimless Double" Sunglasses - Merry's - Patientopia.net

    "Rimless Double" Sunglasses - Merry's

    $15.00

    Guard your eyes in style, with our Merry’s "Rimless Double" Sunglasses!  With so many color choices, you can pick one up for each crazy color you ...

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    $15.00
  • "Rose" Water Pipe

    "Rose" - My Bud Vase

    $79.99

    The "Rose" Water Pipe has beauty from head to toe, while also being a fully functional bong. With an expertly made grommet style joint, the conveni...

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    $79.99
  • Finger Pinched Spiral Fumed Spoon Pipe
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    "Sandy Beach" Spoon Pipe

    $29.99

    The "Sandy Beach" Spoon Pipe has a very interesting body, in both color and shape. The entire spoon is made with fumed glass and has yellow and pin...

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    $29.99
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  • "Save The Seas" UV Mini Beaker
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    "Save The Seas" UV Mini Beaker

    $159.99

    Show your support for the 7 Seas!! The "Save The Seas" UV Mini Beaker lies in homage to the great Oceans of our Earth. One look at the intricate cr...

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    $159.99
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  • Wig Wag Mushroom Milli Hand Pipe
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    "Spin Around at the MoMA" Hand Pipe

    $39.99

    Right off the bat, the first thing that catches your eye about the "Spin Around at the MoMA" Hand Pipe, is the mushroom milli. Although varying in ...

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    $39.99
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  • "Sriracha Themed" Glass Attachment for Puffco Peak - Patientopia.net
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    "Sriracha Themed" Glass Attachment for Puffco Peak

    $330.99

    This HOT Peak Glass attachment is perfect for any food lover and features a unique spin on the classic Sriracha bottle design! Indulge at your own...

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    $330.99
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  • "Stardust" Water Pipe

    "Stardust" - My Bud Vase

    $200.00

    This thick textured glass decanter features hand-painted gold detailing with a matching stopper. "Stardust" comes with a large clear bubble bowl an...

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    $200.00
  • "Stay Lifted" Stash Jar
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    "Stay Lifted" Stash Jar

    $12.99

    Experience our simple ceramic stash jar with a cork lid from Premium Roast & Toast! This small stash jar is labeled with the perfect little rem...

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    $12.99
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  • "Rocket Man" Hand Pipe
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    "Supreme Leader" Hand Pipe

    $79.99

    This worked glass spoon pipe has the same adorable belly, puffy cheeks, and fantastic hair as his real-life counterpart, but none of the “actual te...

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    $79.99
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  • "The Trademark" - Patientopia Custom T Shirt - Patientopia.net

    "The Trademark" - Patientopia Custom T-Shirt

    $24.00

    Oh Crap, Its The Trademark T-Shirt!  Patientopia has made sure our flagship top is crafted out of a thicker, heavier cotton for all!  Plus, it is s...

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    $24.00